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Blimey...no wonder she has a duck shaped vibrator...

 

I didn't think it mattered to you Oz blokes though Shamus...don't you all shag kangaroos at weekends?

 

Over here its like this...

 

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being forced to take you medicine...

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Blimey...no wonder she has a duck shaped vibrator...

 

Correction: A scared duck shaped vibrator.

 

I didn't think it mattered to you Oz blokes though Shamus...don't you all shag kangaroos at weekends?

 

A recently secret pastime until the visiting UK rugby squad complained that kangaroos were incompatible with British lovemaking paraphernalia . i.e gumboots.

 

Over here its like this...

 

uvs061227-001_0001.jpg

 

being forced to take you medicine...

 

Hair replacement therapy?

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=)) =)) =)) Ace post Shamus...had me in fits :thumbup:

 

Actually the gum boots are used by the Welsh when sheep shagging...they put the back legs of the sheep in them to stop them running away...don't suppose it works on kangaroos...

 

 

Nah, you got it all wrong, dont bother with the wellies. Turn 'em over, that way you dont miss out on the kissing!!!

 

Either that or shag 'em over the edge of a cliff, they back up harder!!!

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