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There's... wow... I don't even know if I can go on with it... there's... Hell, see for yourself!

 

 

http://www.gccwired.com/defaultFlashStory.asp?storyid=434

 

 

Apparently, this church is desperate enough to get people to... come... in by telling them how to have better sex! :o What I want to know is... what the HELL must Communion be like! =))

 

 

IF their church is hands on... I live pretty near the place. :shifty:

 

 

This church has but one commandment: be fruitful and multiply! With a heavy dose of Onan and his spilled seed upon the ground.

 

 

You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! :wink: Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

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You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! :wink: Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

 

crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings :lol:

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You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! :wink: Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

 

crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings :lol:

 

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Seriously...this is better than 'Bob' =))

 

 

message dates:

 

The Greatest Sex You'll Ever Have 2/25/06 2/26/06

 

The Language of Lust 3/4/06 3/5/06

 

Straight Talk for Men and Women

with guest Shaunti Feldhahn

author of For Women Only 3/11/06 3/12/06

 

What Happens in Vegas WON'T Stay in Vegas 3/18/06 3/19/06

 

Porn: What's the Big Deal?

with guest Craig Gross

founder of XXXchurch.com 3/25/06 3/26/06

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crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings :lol:

 

Just answer the door in your shorts, scratching your nuts & holding a beer, polo. :drinks::pray::fart: They'll quit coming around

:devil: Throw in a belch, offer them a drink, you know. This has really proven to work in the past.

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