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  1. I am aim to please, an equal opportunity confuser. If I had a name, I would be CONFUS-O THE STUPIFYING! Dumb fact: did you know the famous "clown music" that plays when clowns enter the rings at circuses in actually called "Enter The Gladiator?"
  2. Reminds me of those old Volkswagen Fahrvergnugen commercials. "FAR- FROM- POOP - EN! Say the word!"
  3. I think something like this was recently added. I forget. I made a similar request, can't remember the exact one, at one point in the beta cycle. But, when, I forget. So, it may already be in there and just hasn't been released yet. Checked the changelog and this might be what I was thinking. From 1.1.0.6: "A 'MB' (megabytes) value to the 'Not enough space on disc' dialog box." So, maybe it is already in the live release. If this was even my suggestion, I forget.
  4. Feel like you're walking a wire between good taste, eh? You should try to transformer perception.
  5. Like a bolt from the blue?
  6. What a revolting development!
  7. LUK likes to get people's hopes up prematurely announcing a new release. That way, when it finally does come out, you feel that much better about yourself. Naw, it's just something called real life that gets in the way.
  8. I've heard they cut a little close there...
  9. The complete top 10 list included: 10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas 9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va. 8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J. 7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J. 6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz. 5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston 4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga. 3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge) 2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa. 1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich. I can expect one of these entries will garner some immediate responses from some...
  10. http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html "Man severs own penis, throws it at officers March 17, 2006 BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Smashing car windows Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said. Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said. The occupants were not home, he added. Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said. "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said. Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said. Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. Contributing: Annie Sweeney" Okay... so, the cops aren't certain if this dick cut off his... well, anyway, before he threw the knives or not. Yet, they also claimed he came running out naked first? So, they didn't notice he was missing vital anatomy and/or a large blood stream oozing from where the wound would be? Also, I have to ask this. When a man is Tasered, often times, he will have an involuntary erection... so, did this guy spray all over the place when Tasered? :&
  11. HA! Even now you see how indestructible I am! You attempted to destroy me, yet, I still survived! Only suffered a hobble, a black eye, a case of mumps, apparently, and an equally apparently sealed anal cavity! You are one WEIRD hero...
  12. Sorry, but, anyone dumb enough to support me would let even worse people walk all over them and forfeits their right to life! GUARDS!
  13. http://www.afterdawn.com/glossary/terms/riplock.cfm
  14. How wude! All he tried to do was pass along some smilies, and you have to go and tell him to bugger off?
  15. I appreciate your vote of confidence in me. And, rest assured, I will try to justify your future faith in me by doing the best I can for myself.
  16. Some would say every time you have sex, you take a gamble...
  17. dbminter

    nec 3500 firmware

    Dalek escapes for the first time on a North American network this Friday.
  18. Was wondering if anyone knew the RipLock state, present or not, active or not, able to be turned off or not, for the following listed drives? LG's GSA-4081B - I am relatively sure this one has RipLock active from the manufacturer. LG's LG GSA-4040B aka GMA-4040B - I believe the same is the case for this drive as for the 4081. Sony's DRU-500a - I believe this has RipLock and that it cannot be removed normally. But, was a firmware ever released where it was unlocked? Sony's DRU-700a which is, I believe, aka an OEM of the LiteOn SOHW-832S LiteOn CD-RW/DVD-ROM Model LTC-48161H
  19. Being a resident of Nevada, sadly, this is not true. You can ask my brother-in-law whose currently sitting in County. By it, I meant that things that would illegal just about anywhere else, like whoring and gambling, are okay since the whole place was founded by mobsters.
  20. Godawful things! My first boss smoked cigars in the adjoining room... but you smelled them all over the building! At my last job, someone in accounting who was the liason between accounting and IT, smoked them. Foul smelling things filtered even into the computer room. Where there was supposed to be no smoking! A friend of mine also smoked them... but, NEVER here. I can tolerate if someone visitng wants to smoke and takes it outside. BUT, even then, they bring the smoke back IN. I can tolerate that SLIGHTLY. But, I won't take cigar smoke!
  21. And it's getting hard to see... room's filling up with acrid, choking smoke... Now, we really need some cigarette smoking and a coughing Smilie.
  22. It is a case of do as I say, not as I do. You think the people who mandiated the laws that everyone get stopped, delayed, checked, double checked, rechecked, rectally probed, have their phone calls monitored, their library records perodically scanned, their movie rentals cross checked, etc. would make sure they WEREN'T exempt from the same interference? WRONG! The people on Capitol Hill, etc. don't get searched. Just waltzed right in as long as they're wearing "da button," nothing that could be easily forged or anything! What would you expect? These people don't even READ the laws they pass or fail! They merely go with ad hoc public opinion based on what they're told is in a bill.
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