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Oh yee ha !!! I can just see the General Lee leaping trucks now !!!

corny ?

Where were you when the Ashes were on ken ? Blu could have done with the support !!!

@kev - Tea as in evening meal !!! ha ha what do you call it then ?

What a turd !!!

Looks like a big frigate to me !!!

what ?

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corny.....

He is always getting it "wrung" corny

Offer them Daniel as trade.......

Our days of footie riots are mostly over - they seem to be saved for the major tournaments now like the World Cup but luckily the Police etc are able to prevent most of the known hooligans from travelling by taking their passports in the run up to the tournaments !! ha ha

It really is him

Like Christmas - its coming !!!

I thought it was available for d/l generally as well..... I am sure the boss is on it..... @Shamus - never played it on an X-box so can't comment, from what I know I think the graphics as well as the speed of the game is better but I like playing it first and they are released on the PS2 before any other format. That said if I saw another cheap x-box at work I might be tempted..... So are you looking at getting the PS3 or the X-box 360 ? I read last week that Microsoft are trying to prevent a lot of the mods etc that people made to the x-box. I can't understand that, why do they have a problem with bigger HDD's etc ?

Then she has all those clothes to pick up, puke to wipe off blu's monitor and his tea to cook.....

Not really. He thinks he's funny and the rest of us don't have the heart to tell him he isn't. LOL!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have to agree with corny and Shamus - whilst my tastes are not purely metal I do enjoy it and would pick it over C&W anyday....... I can't even bring myself to listen the K-Rose (Cuntry Radio Station) in San Andreas PS2 game !!

kirk !!! I can't believe I am pleased to hear a C&W mp3 !!!

Thats it !!! Cheers clink - like Jack I heard it on Radio 1 this am on the Chris Moyles show they had the full version but this one brings back the memories - go on then kirk post up the DoH one !! I know I am going to regret encouraging you with this

RIP Australia Cricket Team - You have had your time fella's......

Hey kirk - you got the theme tune to the "Fall Guy" starring Lee Majors ?? Was probably one of the few C&W songs I knew when i was a kid - that and the Dukes of Hazzard theme

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Oh you mean American Handball !!! That NFL bollocks...... Something that is mostly played in the hand is hardly FOOTball is it ??

Sorry kev but the Aussies lost mate !!!! A fantastic second innings by England but mostly by Kevin Pietersen (with some friendly dropped catches from his mate Warney) meant the match was drawn and England won the series 2-1 !!! Now after the brief flirtation with homosexual sport I will return to my first passion of Football !!!