Independence Day may be coming for real...?!

[dbminter]

And, you thought Independence Day was just a bad movie that turned out to be a good popcorn movie! It may turn out to be... MUCH MORE!

 

 

Asteroid 2004 XP-14 is going to pass within moon's distance of Earth probably on July 3rd. It should be visible from North America then. I would not recommend welcoming any visitors with open arms...

[kevdriver]

db, you been over medicating yourself again mate.................... #39;(

[dbminter]

Well, I HAD been warning you all the Venusians were coming, remember! But, you didn't listen, did you?! All I can say is I'm just waiting for my friends to get here and we can have some special beer made from very fine ingredients, billions of which are available for processing here on Earth. My friends call it Soylent Beige.

[jack]

Make room, make room!!

[polopony]

the waiting for the celestial body to pass earth and to be whisked away on the mothership was done a few years back when that cult Heavens Gate was waiting for the Hale/Bopp comet, while you're waiting make sure you have $5 in your left rear pocket so you dont get pinched for vagarancy,new sneakers and dress all in black it seems thats the official waiting uniform

[Movie Junkie]

...meanwhile, on the planet Xilo db awakens, from a beer induced sleep, to find all of his body parts laying on a dinner plate next to him.

[chewy]

now if it hit the moon and broke the tidal lock, that would be a

significant show and a long one

Edited July 1, 2006 by chewy

[polopony]

now if it hit the moon and broke the tidal lock, that would be a

significant show and a long one

if it did hit the moon and break the tidal lock would that fix the lunatics who seem to really howl when the moon is full .The body being about 70% water or so has to be affected by the same forces that control the oceans and seas .An old girlfriend of mine was a nurse in a psychiatric ward and they handed out more medication during full moon than anytime else

[chewy]

ever wonder why a woman's menstrual cycle and the lunar month are the same? Almost enough to make you believe in astrology, not?

[polopony]

she was nuts most of the time so I didn't wonder ,if you get a woman who has pms and esp you have a bitch who nows it all

[Shamus_McFartfinger]

And, you thought Independence Day was just a bad movie that turned out to be a good popcorn movie! It may turn out to be... MUCH MORE!

 

 

Asteroid 2004 XP-14 is going to pass within moon's distance of Earth probably on July 3rd. It should be visible from North America then. I would not recommend welcoming any visitors with open arms...

Err.... wasn't that Armageddon with Bruce Willis? Independence Day was the one with the Aliens using Windows XP on their mothership without a firewall. <cough>

 

[Movie Junkie]

Err.... wasn't that Armageddon with Bruce Willis? Independence Day was the one with the Aliens using Windows XP on their mothership without a firewall. <cough>

 

I thought it was an advance copy of Vista.

[Grain]

An old girlfriend of mine was a nurse in a psychiatric ward and they handed out more medication during full moon than anytime else

 

I have a friend who's on the Vancouver city police force, they too have way more wacko's on full moons (pretty sure it's a world wide phenomenon, with the possible exception of Spain, they're mad b'tards every day with their giants and all ).

[polopony]

An old girlfriend of mine was a nurse in a psychiatric ward and they handed out more medication during full moon than anytime else

 

I have a friend who's on the Vancouver city police force, they too have way more wacko's on full moons (pretty sure it's a world wide phenomenon, with the possible exception of Spain, they're mad b'tards every day with their giants and all ).

 

Spain what are you going to do today Jose oh I don't know maybe I'll run in front of a bunch of angry bulls and hope I dont get a horn in the ass now there's a sport .They should play the world cup with those bulls running all over the field and what the hell use a red ball ,then I'd definetly watch

[dbminter]

the waiting for the celestial body to pass earth and to be whisked away on the mothership was done a few years back when that cult Heavens Gate was waiting for the Hale/Bopp comet

 

 

Ah, but, that was a COMET! Anyone who believes aliens are coming on COMETS to get them is a deluded fool! Unlike those who believe in the one truth of the Asteroid Venusians.

When my friends get here, we shall be in paradise, where we shall partake of the holy sacraments

of the blood and body of that which sustains us:

[dbminter]

if it did hit the moon and break the tidal lock would that fix the lunatics who seem to really howl when the moon is full

 

 

Oh, it would fix them, all right... by killing them along with the rest of us... well, the rest of you who are sane.

 

 

I believe there is supposedly actual verifiable statistical data that crazy calls to police, etc. do increase on full moon nights.

 

 

The body being about 70% water or so has to be affected by the same forces that control the oceans and seas .An old girlfriend of mine was a nurse in a psychiatric ward and they handed out more medication during full moon than anytime else

 

 

Your old girlfriend, in addition to being a psychiatric ward nurse, was also 70% water.

[dbminter]

ever wonder why a woman's menstrual cycle and the lunar month are the same? Almost enough to make you believe in astrology, not?

 

 

No. I can see some logical reasons for it. The primary one being an evolutionary change. That over time, human female cycles were gradually altered so that they were on par with the lunar cycle. Thus, a woman had an easy way to gauge when she would be best receptive for pregnancy, or avoid it, by simply looking up.

 

 

A physics one could also be related to slight gravitational variances as the moon changes position. Thus, as the forces waxed and waned, less would hold up an egg, so to speak, where it can stay in a corporeal state.

[dbminter]

she was nuts most of the time so I didn't wonder ,if you get a woman who has pms and esp you have a bitch who nows it all

 

 

ESPMS?

[dbminter]

Err.... wasn't that Armageddon with Bruce Willis? Independence Day was the one with the Aliens using Windows XP on their mothership without a firewall. <cough>

 

 

No, it was a Mac laptop, if I recall correctly. The best point to make is why would a vastly superior alien race have developed computer based language that is not only human readable, and thus compatible, but, is also American English.

[Shamus_McFartfinger]

LOL!!!!

[Grain]

"There's only 10 people out there who really know binary"

[dbminter]

Is that 10 or 0000 0010 people?

[Grain]

Exactly

[lfcrule1972]

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http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

 

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[polopony]

the waiting for the celestial body to pass earth and to be whisked away on the mothership was done a few years back when that cult Heavens Gate was waiting for the Hale/Bopp comet

 

 

Ah, but, that was a COMET! Anyone who believes aliens are coming on COMETS to get them is a deluded fool! Unlike those who believe in the one truth of the Asteroid Venusians.

When my friends get here, we shall be in paradise, where we shall partake of the holy sacraments

of the blood and body of that which sustains us:

 

then I'd like to be the first to say EAT ME make like a moth and bite through the cloth