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Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... :)

 

 

 

On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear.

 

The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache".

 

The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?"

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Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... :)

 

 

On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear.

 

The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache".

 

The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?"

 

 

On his 43rd birthday, Corny rolled over and started whispering these sweet nothings into his wife's ear: "Not tonight, love. I have a headache."

 

 

=))

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Happy Birthday mate! Have a good one and not too much cola, you know it makes you hyper!! :bounce:

 

:happybday:

 

 

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