BurnerFreak Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special" Cabbie: "There's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out." Passenger. "Wow, some bloke then". Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them." "Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around." Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank." Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?" Cabbie: "I married his f*****g widow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Are we abandoning the Quick Jokes topic now then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montyh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 lol... I like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montyh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) sorry.. didn't mean to add another post.. meant to specify the joke..... not very well.. and a little (edging towards a great deal) vague..... Edited January 20, 2006 by montyh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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