Movie Junkie Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 (edited) Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You w! ant it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution! These people Vote ======= While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"... She ALSO votes! ========== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific". He ALSO votes! ========== My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . She ALSO votes! ========== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut th! rough a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk. My sister ALSO votes! ========== My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount... He ALSO votes! ========== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . . SHE ALSO votes! Edited January 27, 2006 by Movie Junkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdriver Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Excellent Movie Junkie............. "Has your plane arrived yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polopony Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I posted this before, while repairing a classroom the intercom came on and a voice said this is an emergency test of the intercom system if you CAN'T hear this message please call the front office .This person votes also and teaches your children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 Excellent Movie Junkie............. "Has your plane arrived yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 I posted this before, while repairing a classroom the intercom came on and a voice said this is an emergency test of the intercom system if you CAN'T hear this message please call the front office .This person votes also and teaches your children Someone should have called the front office and told them that they could not hear the message; then see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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