dbminter Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Has God let you down one too many times before in the past? Have you felt let down? Beaten up by the Universe? Then, why not try these two alternatives? Pastafarianism: simply surrender your life over to the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster and the holy text and tenants of Pastafarianism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of...aghetti_Monster Flying noodles and balls of meat not your thing? Then, why not fly up to Heaven with Frisbeetarianism? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbeetarianism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinningwheel Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 db; Have you forgotten?????? Here!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdriver Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 All bow to the Sub Genius................. Minister Spinner LoL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 All hail spinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 db; Have you forgotten?????? Here!!! How could I forget the almighty clip art? I didn't include the Bob because if you are already worshipping Bob, you don't need an alternative to God. UNLESS you're blaspheming Bob and saying that people need an alternative to Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinningwheel Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Now...now...Bob is not an alternative to God, he is simply THE short duration savior...Join the church, and if it doesn't all work out as promised you will be eligible for triple your money back as with any true believer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pain_Man Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 db; Have you forgotten?????? Here!!! ROTFLMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pain_Man Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) See below Edited April 27, 2006 by Pain_Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pain_Man Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 "Is there any chance I will reach the Nineteenth Heaven, oh Brahmin?" asked Omni. "It depends," replied the Brahmin, "on what kind of life you lead." "I try to be a good citizen, a good husband, a good father, a good friend. I sometimes lend money without interest to the rich; I give to the poor. I preserve peace among my neighors." "But," asked the Brahmin, "do occasionally stick nails into your bottom?" [ ] "Never, reverend father." "I am sorry," the Brahmin replied, "you will certainly never attain the Nineteenth Heaven." --Voltaire from the short story, Badabec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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