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The doctor who had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her adult life finally retired.


At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been


prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he


realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.




"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?




"Yes, they help me sleep at night".




"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possiblly help you






She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.




"Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice


that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP!

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