This app is full of WIN!

[blutach]

Yeah, but I'm cute, in a smacked arse sorta way

 

Regards

[Altercuno]

Smacked arse *sigh*

 

My chess is still crap, thanks for asking blu

[Cami]

A bold move. Blu isn't that attractive... if we're being honest. In fact, he has a face like a dropped pie. Like a half-sucked mango. Like a smacked arse. Like a smashed crab. Like a used teabag. Well.... you get the idea.

 

 

OMG! Thanks Shamus! I now have some new insults to hurl at my ex next time he comes crying at my door!