See the rapist LIVE on the NEWS!

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Incredibly poor choice of words over at CNN leads to hilarity, possible sitcom and 3 picture deal!

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/14/reservat...t.ap/index.html

 

 

Feds arrest fake-cop rapist suspect

 

 

FORT APACHE INDIAN RESERVATION, Arizona (AP) -- Federal officials arrested a man Friday who they believe was posing as a police officer and raping young girls on the Fort Apache Indian Reservation.

 

A task force with the Bureau of Indian Affairs took 29-year-old Jimi Aday into custody on charges of kidnapping and aggravated sexual contact, according to a news release from the U.S. Department of the Interior.

 

Officials planned to take Aday to Flagstaff for a court appearance Saturday.

 

Since March, a man posing as a police officer has raped at least 12 girls and a 20-year-old woman, authorities have said.

 

The man told the girls they were under arrest, handcuffed them and then raped them. The most recent attack was September 6. (Watch how the rapist terrorizes reservation -- 2:41 Video)

 

 

Did you get that last bit, folks?! WATCH how the rapist terrorizes reservation!? So, what, they actually took a camera along with the guy and filmed him raping people all across the reservation?! And did NOTHING about it?! I thought we had already had that in this country in the early 1980's in the form of the Atari 2600 video game, Custer's Revenge!

 

 

Of course, they are, naturally, implying, instead: "Click here to see a video archive of our past coverage news item on this story." BUT, the way they had worded it there, though, is just hilarious!

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And, there's also this one:

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/14/florida.bodies/index.html

 

 

Bodies found along highway were of family, sheriff says

 

 

Evidence at the crime scene could help determine whether more than one gun was used, he added. (Gallery)

 

Residents living at a golf club near the scene of the shooting reported hearing gunshots between 1 a.m. and 3:30 a.m., Mascara said.

 

 

Now, we know what they mean by club in this case, but, I immediately also thought of just people living without a home and huddled around a 9 Iron outside in the rain.