Shamus_McFartfinger Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear. The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache". The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?"
cornholio7 Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 thanks my friend, not quite the 20th here yet but i'll have a bottle of cola in your name , good joke thanks wheatking too
LIGHTNING UK! Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 lol before I forget (even though it's not the 20th), Happy Birthday corny
dontasciime Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sorry mate I cannot afford the postage.
dbminter Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 Corny: Best wishes to you, my friend and have a great day. May the beer flow etc and so forth... On his 43rd birthday, the husband (ready for a bit of slap and tickle with the wife) rolled over and started whispering sweet nothings into his wifes' ear. The wife was non-responsive and said "I have a headache". The husband (thinking quickly) said "No problem. I've just sprinkled my wedding tackle with aspirin. Would you prefer to take it orally or as a suppository?" On his 43rd birthday, Corny rolled over and started whispering these sweet nothings into his wife's ear: "Not tonight, love. I have a headache."
kevdriver Posted October 19, 2006 Posted October 19, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN !! Hope you have a great day "A". Will have A Cola in your honor Kev.
JasonFriday13 Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 Happy Birthday from me as well. It will probably be for yesterday by the time I post .
dbminter Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 And, remember, you're only as old as the pain feels.
cornholio7 Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 thanks guys @db i must be a lot older then - ouch
jack Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 Happy Birthday mate! Have a good one and not too much cola, you know it makes you hyper!!
Groundrush Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 Grattis p? f?delsedagen...( did i get it correct...?) if not Happy Birthday Corny'
Jill Posted October 20, 2006 Posted October 20, 2006 (edited) @ Groundrush I think it's more like, til lykke med f?dselsdagen korn Edited October 20, 2006 by Jill
Groundrush Posted October 21, 2006 Posted October 21, 2006 @ Groundrush I think it's more like, til lykke med f?dselsdagen korn Thanks Jill, i was trying to remember from one of his screen shots i saw the older i get, the worse the memory....
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