Should I write back?

[dbminter]

Received this piece of Spam.

 

 

Emil, infovfab@indbrake.com, wrote to sing my praises.

 

 

Subject: You're a superhero!

 

 

 

 

After stroking my ego and setting off the alarm bells in more ways than one, I expected the poorly spelled come on, and got it:

 

 

Just be cool!

Simply try CjALjjS Sofftta6s

They works in 15 mins

Leaarn more

Be the best, guaraanteed!

Package will be shippeed same day

 

 

However, the random string of text that, for whatever reason Spammers feel they MUST end their pitches with, followed got me to thinking:

 

 

Never think that Jesus commanded a trifle, nor dare to trifle with anything He has commanded.

If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.

 

 

Okay, now, I should not dare to trifle with anything he has commanded. He is part of the Holy Trinity, which God is a part of, and God commanded Adam, and through him, me, to be fruitful and multiply. That means I should not trifle with my sex life in any way. Which means, by my own religious convictions, I cannot in good religious conscience take Cialis. I must have confidence, and with that patience. And, through my confidence and patience in Jesus, I will have my boners without Cialis, thank you very much.

 

 

Should I write them back and tell them that?

Edited November 3, 2005 by dbminter

[Grain]

It would appear that I too am a flaccid superhero , as I got the same email, but from "Allan" rgetzqmfe@phoneexchange.com. I know what I'd like to do with the email . It ended with this shite

 

Be bold-and mighty forces will come to your aid.

Never forget the facts are important but it's the opinion of the facts that causes comment.

 

I'd like to show them a mighty force...

[dbminter]

Well, apparently, I am your mighty force! For I am a hero! That rare breed that sacrifices of himself so that others may live in freedom and... oh, to Hell with that! I do it for the fame and the adulation of the masses!

 

[lfcrule1972]

Cover your ass Grain - I think db wants you !!!

[dbminter]

Well, now, what brought that on?

[spinningwheel]

Another thread that started out somewhere and quickly went no where......

 

[lfcrule1972]

Like all our threads eh ??

[kevdriver]

Thats sooooo Corny..................

[dbminter]

Someone pass me the waterwings, please.

[lfcrule1972]

<passes waterwings> There you go db - would you like your normal stick of celery ?

[dbminter]

No, but, if you'd hand me the plate of wombats, that would be most appreciated.

[lfcrule1972]

Fresh out of wombats - sorry ! We do have necrophiliac rutting mice if they are any good..... ?

[Shamus_McFartfinger]

Someone pass me the waterwings, please.

 

Oddly enough, I happen to have a pair of these things in your size. No Tweety Bird on them tho.

[zacoz]

Hope no one minds if I bring the thread back towards being On Topic

 

This website is sometimes good for a laugh:

 

http://www.goodthingsfromspam.com/

"Genuine spam subject lines and what they really mean"

[lfcrule1972]

Someone pass me the waterwings, please.

 

Oddly enough, I happen to have a pair of these things in your size. No Tweety Bird on them tho.

 

Surely its time for the Shamus/waterwings pic to have another outing mate ?

[dbminter]

Hope no one minds if I bring the thread back towards being On Topic

 

 

How DARE you bring a thread BACK on topic!

 

 

[lfcrule1972]

That should be a lifetime ban from the forum shouldn't it db ?!

[dbminter]

Anyone who joins this forum should receive a lifetime ban from this forum.

 

 

[dbminter]

Wow... I just cannot believe this piece of Spam I received today...

 

 

The subject wasn't unusual. The fake sender tells me he took these pills and became an amazing sex machine. What was unusual was there was a pictorial example. Even more so, it was a cartoon. Even more more so, it was Bart Simpson.. :&