dbminter Posted November 6, 2006 Posted November 6, 2006 If memory serves me correctly, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be running for re-election as the governor of California. I would like to offer a few suggestions for slogans for him to employ in these final hours before voting day: Vote for me if you want to live! Terminator 4 MORE YEARS! Are you Sarah Connor? Are you registered to vote? You're NOT?! Hasta la vista, baby! I'll be back... but ONLY if you vote for me! Are you a legal immigrant? The Governator could use your vote! Are you an illegal immigrant? No habla Engles? No problem-o! I am now, like everyone else in my party is at election times, entirely, 100% for building a wall between the U.S., and remember that's the US!, and Mexico. Are you an illegal immigrant? GET OUT!
dbminter Posted November 6, 2006 Author Posted November 6, 2006 We aim to please! And, as the plaques over the urinals say: "Would you aim, too, please?" (Nipped from Benny Hill. )
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