Firework - Up the Bum ?

[lfcrule1972]

From : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

Backside firework prank backfires

 

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night. Paramedics found the 22-year-old, bleeding and with the firework lodged inside him, after receiving reports of the incident in Sunderland.

 

He was taken to hospital with injuries including a scorched colon caused by the Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket.

 

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

 

'Hopefully isolated'

 

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the Government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

 

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

 

It is thought that the man could have been copying a scene from the controversial film Jackass: The Movie.

 

A North East Ambulance Service spokesman said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

 

"He was attended to and taken to Sunderland Royal Hospital."

 

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.

[Shamus_McFartfinger]

Too bad it wasn't a grenade. With luck it rendered him infertile and unable to further contaminate the gene pool.

[volvofl10]

was it a Thiunderclap firework ??

 

saw either jackass or the finnish version where they fire rockets from out there arse, except they tie the end to a close by object, so after its took off, it flys around there arse and knackers for a while in a tight orbit

[dontasciime]

I heard it was a Black Cat firework and a Sunderland Arsehole

 

 

I also find it despicable that the police did not further investigate this anus crime.

[lfcrule1972]

Butt as you and I both know donta the police don't know their arse from their elbow and if he was from Sunderland they probably decided he was such a big ass that even if he blew off part of his crack he had lots to spare...

 

[dontasciime]

probs had it inserted the wrong way as well dumb arse.

[lfcrule1972]

I hadn't thought of that !!

[polopony]

probs had it inserted the wrong way as well dumb arse.

probably hoping to spit fire ,Shamus said it best

[blutach]

Totally lost 4 words. Fuckwit.

 

Regards

[clink]

probs had it inserted the wrong way as well dumb arse.

Everyone knows how thick a mackem is. Even the newsreader on Look North was laughing when she read it out.

[lfcrule1972]

I hope the prick who did it is suitably embarrassed....