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i have trouble getting Direct Mamory Access since my wife left.

With DMA implemented, you wouldn't need to get a replacement either. :P

 

And LUK, this enhancement would be directly related to burning too:

  • We'd all have more money burning a hole in our pocket
  • We could verbalise our displeasure if dinner was burnt
  • We could burn all day and all night without getting nagged about being ignored

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would be good especially with an option to ejaculate when done.

 

 

I suppose it could be written to spin the disc at the fastest rate possible, then introduce quick stop commands and then start again and then eject the tray. The disc might then fly out like a helicopter blade, thus simulating ejaculating the disc. :lol:

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I have an old Pioneer DVD-Rom that opens the tray with the disc still spinning at top speed in the tray :hide: . Leaves nice circular scratches on the edges of discs :swear: , needless to say it's not in frequent service :bomb:

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