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Given my impending nuptuals, I thought this might be in order. :D

 

Regards

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

 

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Posted

LOL Chewy. Remember the song "In the year 2525"? Well, that's my motto - I'll get married then :D

 

And yes, we're still planning on an RTW trip. :)

 

Regards

Posted

Funny blu, honestly marriage isn't that bad all the time mate :/ Well there are some good times, I remember my divorce very fondly.... :D When is the date of the big day again mate ?

Posted (edited)

Friggin double post...sorry about that.

 

and now a short limerick:

 

A lascivious monk from Dundee

Buggered a nun in a tree

While deep in her ass

He chanted High Mass

And even the Pope came to see

Edited by Altercuno
Posted

I might be able to get away with a HO (Honeymoon only) marriage.

 

We got a few things to organise (important ones like the prenup =))) . Probably in Q1 2008.

 

Regards

Posted

You might be joking mate, but a pre-nuptial agreements a good idea. The biggest transfer of wealth from men to women here in the UK is through divorce...

Posted

I've already gone thru the wringer twice Altercuno. No desire for a 3rd go around ;)

 

Regards

Posted
When is the date of the big day again mate ?
Yeah, when is the divorce mate :lol:

 

 

Bloody Student......... Good to see you Dan. :lol:

Posted
When is the date of the big day again mate ?
Yeah, when is the divorce mate :lol:

 

 

Bloody Student......... Good to see you Dan. :lol:

 

You too, happy bday :thumbup:

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