Pain_Man Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 ...happy birthday day, dear me...happy birthday to me. Actually I guess I have to wish myself a belated birthday by about 15 mins. I thought I might get a shout out for it. Guess I overestimated my popularity. Ahhh, well, as a certain band put it so well so many years ago*... Fuck it all and fucking no regrets (Well they got the first part right. As John Huston once said, "Anyone who says they have no regrets is a goddamned liar.") *$10 if you can name band, album and song
cathater Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 We are having a party in your honor are you trying to say you just got here have some icecream put on a party hat grab a slice of pizza enjoy the party
LOCOENG Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 LOL seriously though and remember when you are on the the are on the house, so before your
DasReich Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 (edited) Metallica Damage Inc Master of Puppets Edited October 17, 2007 by DasReich
DasReich Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 (edited) Where the money then? Edited October 20, 2007 by DasReich
cathater Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 I don't mind throwing the party but who left the ugly blonde chick
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 You have just won the lottery of the nation of Uvebinascrewdastan. In order to expedite your winnings, a small tax must be paid to the government of Uvebinascrewdastan. Pls wire $500 to the following routing/account number: 64651547424313547. As soon as we are in receipt of your tax payment, your entire bank account will be emptied, er, your prize will be forwarded. God bless the Eternal Republic of Uvebinascrewdastan!!! And don't miss our newest investment opportunity...$100 krapona coins made of pure gold. These commemorative coins with Richard Nixon on the face will only be struck for a limited time only. Place your order with the Bend-Over-And-Smile Mint at 1-800-Sucka-ass. Where the money then?
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 Hope I had a good time. Was having a good time on my birthday. Got home and put the post. Since I was about three-sheets to the wind I was afraid it wouldn't be as funny stone-cold sober as it was after 4 glasses of 12 yr old Glenfiddich and my favor exotic smoking material. We are having a party in your honor are you trying to say you just got here have some icecream put on a party hat grab a slice of pizza enjoy the party
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 Great line, ain't it? Definitely in the Top Ten Song Lyrics of all time. (There's another great one from that same album, I'm sure you can fill in the missing part... ____ your breakfast on a mirror (Now if those dildos at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame would only do Rush justice...) Metallica Damage Inc Master of Puppets
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 (edited) OK. Who the HELL let my ex sister-in-law in?!? I tole ya'll the short, obsese, oompla-loompla looking woman was not allowed in. Next year, guess I'll have to put up pictures on her face with a big red x thru it. Now she's eaten the $500 buffet table and there are two empty beer kegs. I don't mind throwing the partybut who left the ugly blonde chick Edited November 9, 2007 by Pain_Man
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 nudge, nudge, wink, wink... Happy Birthday Bud!
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks! Whatcha think of what you've heard about the Lost Star Trek "prequel. (Abrams gonna park the Enterprise in fluidic space with a psychopath* and a Hobbit?!) How 'bout no Shatner? Guess Cap'n Kirk's ego is dented. Thought with such a huge, gas-filled structure you wouldn't think he'd even feel it. Besides, he hard needs the work. (He's freakin' hilarious on Boston Legal. "Denny Crane.") He and Nimoy got $6M per Old Trek movie while the rest of the "core" cast got paid only in the mid-to-high 6 figs. They actually needed the movies to live on. And there's said to have been more than a LOT of bad blood about the disparity in salaries. *If you're not familiar with Terry O'Quinn's career, his big break was a movie called The Stepfather and very effective terror-thriller. The sequel was pretty good too. Without spoiling too much, let's just say he's the bad stepfather. Have a good one Pain Man..
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks. The funny thing is, I've actually seen the pic you're using for your avatar... LOL seriously though and remember when you are on the the are on the house, so before your
Pain_Man Posted November 9, 2007 Author Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks to anyone I failed to thank personally.
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