LOCOENG Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I hope everyone (and their family) here has a merry Christmas and a happy new year...for those who celebrate. Maybe Santa will bring all those wonderful gadgets we all asked for and place them neatly under the tree if you were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdriver Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Good ? Who said you had to be good ? Great! Nothing from Santa for me again this year........ . MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR to all......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontasciime Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 All I got last year was a Tree. NTOS lace mince pies with warfarin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCOENG Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) http://www.christmassantaclaus.com/naughty_nice.asp I made the naughty list.... Edited December 10, 2007 by LOCOENG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontasciime Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 My Goodness, Kev! You're a real little stinker aren't you! The elves have been talking for a while about whether they can find a lump of coal big enough for you! I have to be honest with you Kev, at the rate you're going, it's not looking good for you this year... or next year... or the year after that... (*wink*). Mind you, Mrs. Claus and I have a funny feeling you rather enjoy being a scamp! (*wink*) Merry Christmas! P.S. You aren't really going to leave me smelly socks for a snack are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCOENG Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 I'll bet small children and animals have gone missing as well.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontasciime Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Does loco know something about Kev that even we don't ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontasciime Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Yeah. Spill the beans I think It's pretty Obvious the Christmas spirit has not arrived here yet. Hard to get into the Christmas spirit when the cabinet is locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCOENG Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 My spirit cabinet doesn't have a lock on it.....and as long as Donta has the closet locked the skeletons won't get out, but Halloween was a few months ago so we should all be safe until next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild77 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 My Wife got a 2005 Mustang early for Christmas because I totaled her old car last month! What did I get? Out of the doghouse for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altercuno Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Happy holidays all...and don't forget your New Year resolutions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCOENG Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 What if Santa wrote back? deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I give you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging th e babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those? Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Play station, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid 'Francis' nowadays? I giving you a doll instead because I bet you're gay. Santa Dear Santa , I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China . Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Sant a Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself 'Marky', that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, thro ugh your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I like the Santa letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOCOENG Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Bangin the babysitter like a screendoor in a hurricane is my favorite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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