Shamus_McFartfinger Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...TL&type=bondage (01-10) 19:26 PST PERTH, Australia (AP) -- A woman stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors because he repeatedly played the Elvis Presley hit "Burning Love" on the King's birthday, police said Tuesday. The 35-year-old man was treated for six stab wounds to his head, back and legs at the hospital in the farming town of Northam in Western Australia state late Monday night but was allowed to go home, state police spokeswoman Ros Weatherall said. His girlfriend was charged with unlawful wounding and was to appear in a Northam court Tuesday. "Police will allege ... the 30-year-old woman stabbed the man with a pair of scissors during an argument over him playing the same Elvis Presley song again and again," a police media statement said. Police said the man was stabbed late on the 71st anniversary of Elvis's birth.
lfcrule1972 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 No "Love Me Tender" in that relationship then
lfcrule1972 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Oh polo - "You ain't nothing but a hound dog"......
lfcrule1972 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 "Have I told you lately that I love you ?" isn't going to be on their faves list at the mo either
spinningwheel Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 His girlfriend was charged with unlawful wounding OK so then there is a lawful wounding section I take it.....
lfcrule1972 Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 She certainly appears to be a "Woman without Love" for Elvis songs and "Without Love (there is nothing)" - I guess you could say she must have a "Wooden Heart" Bwahahahahahahaha
Movie Junkie Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 (edited) Obviously she did not do what he wanted her to when he asked her to Love Me Tender. When she goes to trial her attorney will probably say that listening to the same song over and over again got her All Shook Up while the Prosecutor will say that she is the Devil in Disguise. If she is found guilty I am sure she will throw herself on the mercy of the court and say to the Judge; Don't, Don?t Be Cruel. The Judge will respond by saying she is a Hard Headed Woman and that he hopes next December she will have a Blue Christmas. Once she is behind bars she will see the error of her ways and many times will be found Crying in The Chapel. On visiting day she will tell her husband that he is Always on My Mind. She will ask him Are You Lonesome Tonight? He will tell here about His Latest Flame. All she will have left is her Memories. She will keep herself sane by thinking If I Can Dream. He will stop visiting her and all of the letters she sends to him will come back stamped Return to Sender. A year or so later her husband will finally again visit her and tell her that while he cares for the other woman, She?s Not You. He will admit to her that I Can?t Stop Loving You and how much I Want You, I Need You, I Love You. He devises a plan to bust her out of jail. He tells their children of the plan and of how frightened he is. His children tell him Don?t Cry Daddy, it's going to work out OK. On his next visit he tells her of his plan and that It?s Now or Never but it must be done My Way. During the jail break they are surrounded and told to Surrender, but they finally get away. They drive for days through wind, hail and Kentucky Rain. He tells her that A Fool Such as I could never live without her. When they finally arrive at their final destination and they are settled in for the night all she wants to do is talk. He tells her A Little Less Conversation please so you can Help Me Make It Through The Night. They live happily ever after in the Heartbreak Hotel which is deep In The Ghetto. Just him, his wife, children (with their Teddy Bear) and his Little Sister. Oh yeah, I forgot, his dog too...Old Shep. Edited January 12, 2006 by Movie Junkie
Movie Junkie Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 Thats f'in awesome !!! Thank you...thank you very much. (in my best Elvis voice.)
polopony Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 they dissapeared into the seedy areas of Blue Hawaii and yes Junkie that WAS awesome
Movie Junkie Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 they dissapeared into the seedy areas of Blue HawaiiDAMN! I wish I had thought of that. and yes Junkie that WAS awesome Much appreciated.
dbminter Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 No, no, no. Only 1 title from the King's film career says it best here: "Stay Away, Joe!"
Movie Junkie Posted January 13, 2006 Posted January 13, 2006 I blame Shamus for this Isn't Shamus blamed for everything? If not he should be!
blutach Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) @MJ I guess he did have a Burning Love for her. (And we come full circle). Regards Edited January 14, 2006 by blutach
Movie Junkie Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 (edited) @MJ I guess he did have a Burning Love for her. (And we come full circle). I guess we can now put this thread to bed. Edited January 15, 2006 by Movie Junkie
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