Frank

[BurnerFreak]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

 

Passenger: "Who?"

 

 

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."

 

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

 

Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."

 

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

 

Cabbie: "There's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

 

Passenger. "Wow, some bloke then".

 

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."

 

"Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

 

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

 

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

 

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

 

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

 

Cabbie: "I married his f*****g widow."

[lfcrule1972]

 

Are we abandoning the Quick Jokes topic now then ?

[montyh]

lol... I like that.

[montyh]

sorry.. didn't mean to add another post.. meant to specify the joke..... not very well.. and a little (edging towards a great deal) vague.....

Edited January 20, 2006 by montyh