Movie Junkie Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk ?" he asks. "Yep ! ," the Lab replies. "So ... , what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the owner says. "Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 =))=)) A real bellylaugh on that one MJ. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 =))=)) A real bellylaugh on that one MJ. Regards Thanks Blu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Peter, from Family Guy, with Brian at a bar after the dog, who has been talking since Episode 1, is discussing his problems: "Holy cow! You can talk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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