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The manga figure one reminded me of another manga figure. Basically, an entire PC made in the shape of a woman... where the keyboard was place right across her breasts. :lol:

 

 

BTW, the link under the manga figure one translates into something funny!

"The access has concentrated on this page now. Please evade to the following pages." =))

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I guess he didn't drink the contents of the bottle and then attempt the mods ? :drunk:

 

Nope, guess its another way of saying "I got whiskey on my mind" :thumbup:

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"Would you like to order, sir?"

 

"Yes! Mr. Badger, what would you like to start with?"

 

"Uh, I'll have a whiskey to start with."

 

"For first course, sir?"

 

"Aye!"

 

"And, for main course, sir?"

 

"Uh, I'll have a whiskey for main course, and I'll follow that with a whiskey for pudding."

 

"Yes, sir, and, what would you like with it, sir? A whiskey?"

 

"No, a bottle of wine!"

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I never once mistreated you

I never shared you with my friends

My momma says you?re dangerous

And so, our tryst must end

 

Our bond could not be broken

And we?d party until dawn

Cold nights spent alone together

Before passing out on the lawn

 

I saw it clearly, to this day

The police would later say

My pickup in a thousand pieces

Life shouldn?t be this way

 

So, I got community service

?200 hours?, they said

It could have been worse, I suppose

I could have wound up dead

 

Now that I?m in detox

I?m shaking head to toe

Your absence like an open wound

It?ll be hard, I know

 

You?re all I ever think about

The last 30 days - not kind

Just one more chance to be with you

I got whiskey on my mind

 

? Shamus

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He always was. C&W being Crocodiles and Waterwings. =)) He invented his own sport where the goal is to slip the water wings on them and get them floating up on the surface without being eaten in the process. The winner is the one who does it fastest. :)

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He always was. C&W being Crocodiles and Waterwings. =)) He invented his own sport where the goal is to slip the water wings on them and get them floating up on the surface without being eaten in the process. The winner is the one who does it fastest. :)

Crocodiles and Waterwings? LOL! :lol: Any chance of you writing a song by that name? It?s kinda catchy. =))

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Sort of sung to Simon Says by The 1910 Fruit Gum Company:

 

"Why don't you play a game with me? It's not so very hard to do.

It's called Crocodiles And Waterwings! I'll teach it to you, too!"

 

 

And... that's as far as I got! =))

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