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THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for suck here.

 

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a "Goodyear".

 

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN:

A: Because when they come, they're wet & wild; but when they go, they take your house & car with them.

 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch!!

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