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36. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

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All of them of course...well most of them...a few here and there...one or two...Ok, so who are The Simpsons anyway?

 

The spider pig joke from the film was good too...

 

Marge Simpson: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

 

[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]

 

Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*!

 

...and where Homers about to be hung by the mob: The word apology is used a lot these days...

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