Movie Junkie Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polopony Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 and Little Red Riding hood said eat eat eat dosen't anyone screw anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 "What big teeth you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "What a big tongue you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "What a big nose you have!" "All the better to eat you with, my dear!" "And, what a big... oh... sorry, spoke too soon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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