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[i saw this tonight on another board and had to share . . .]

 

 

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

 

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb

could have been changed differently.

 

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

 

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

 

Five to flame the spell checkers.

 

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

 

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

 

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

 

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

 

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this

discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

 

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and

there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

 

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy

the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and

what brands are faulty

 

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

 

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

 

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group

which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

 

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers

and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle

the light bulb controversy.

 

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about

light bulbs"

 

Three to tell a funny story about their computer and a light bulb.

 

AND

 

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something

unrelated they found at snopes.Com and start the crap all over again!!!!!!

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OOps, wrong thread

Edited by kirk1701

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Ohm my god ! Watt are you like MJ ? You can just turn it on like a switch eh ?? You really are a bright one !!! Ha ha :lol:

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Ohm my god ! Watt are you like MJ ? You can just turn it on like a switch eh ?? You really are a bright one !!! Ha ha :lol:
While I've never been accused of being a Dim Bulb please excuse the brevity of my response. I seem to have lost much of my Power and Spark. I guess the cold and the snow have lowered my Resistance. Right this moment, while I am usually very Light on my feet, I feel quite Burned Out. I guess I'll have to Power Down and let my energy Transform.

 

You are very lucky. If I were not feeling so Dim I would really Socket to you.

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I don't want to screw you down on this but would you go at me with a bayonet fitting ? Hopefully your reply will be a gas !!

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I don't want to screw you down on this but would you go at me with a bayonet fitting ? Hopefully your reply will be a gas !!
I'd be glad to go at you with a Bayonet. Meet me at the Base. be sure to bring a Candelabra so I will know who you are. :thumbup:

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You can change light bulbs and debate whatever you want about them. You can correct spelling as often as you want, but without us, the damn thing will never brighten your day. So Sad, Too Bad!!!electricbill15ga.gif:lol:

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You can change light bulbs and debate whatever you want about them. You can correct spelling as often as you want, but without us, the damn thing will never brighten your day. So Sad, Too Bad!!!
All I can say about that picture, Bill is that as far as I am concerned....this is The End! :blink::'(

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Yep - bill has blown the fuse as far as I am concerned too...
Is that the most Current information you have? Edited by Movie Junkie

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The pic sure gave me a jolt

 

Regards

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Watt the hell are you guys on about ? I thought we were trying to hold an intelligent current debates topic ?

 

Amp I the only one who thinks like this ?

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Time to switch subjects?......... :unsure:

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Time to switch subjects?......... :unsure:
Be careful Kev. Asking people to switch subjects could cause them to Turn On you. ;) Edited by Movie Junkie

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I won't put up any resistance if its sohmething we all would like to see. Anyone care to illuminate me on our next subject ?

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I won't put up any resistance if its sohmething we all would like to see. Anyone care to illuminate me on our next subject ?
I think I'll leave you In The Dark for awhile. Don't worry though I'll Shed Some Light on it tomorrow.

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