Shamus_McFartfinger

Bastard

Bastard

Bored housewife no longer. Now a bored housewife with at least 1 friend. LOL!

What? No friends, mate? Never fear, I'm here!

*cough*

Still looking pretty dodgy in here, mate. Where's all the wimmin at?

Give me your snail mail address, ya bastard! I've only been asking for 4 years. This year I'm feeling lucky!

You have a nice pair of boobies for a bloke.