Bored housewife no longer. Now a bored housewife with at least 1 friend. LOL!
What? No friends, mate? Never fear, I'm here!
Still looking pretty dodgy in here, mate. Where's all the wimmin at?
Give me your snail mail address, ya bastard! I've only been asking for 4 years. This year I'm feeling lucky!
You have a nice pair of boobies for a bloke.