dbminter Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Did a search of the board and discovered I'd apparently not quoted Merry Christmas, You Suckers! by Paddy Roberts as my annual comment on the holidays. So, here it is! Merry Christmas you suckers, you miserable men That old festive season is with you again You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk and from here to New Year, you'll be drunk as a skunk Merry Christmas you suckers, it's perfectly clear that you fall for it all a bit sooner each year If it goes on like this, you will find pretty soon you're singing "White Christmas" as early as June This Christmas card racket will cost you a packet Each season it seems to expand The cards are so clever, though nothing whatever to do with the subject in hand You'll be taking the kids 'round to multiple stores to be frightened to death by some old Santa Claus Then it's parties with spirits and vino and beer Merry Christmas you suckers, and a happy New Year Merry Christmas you suckers, you bleary eyed lot You'll never get rid of that headache you've got but I hope you feel splendid, you certainly should with your stomachs distended with turkey and pudd Merry Christmas you suckers, jump into your cars Roar off to your neighbors to sink a few jars Though your vision is double, just keep smiling through There are others in trouble a lot worse than you Beyond any question, acute indigestion will plague you and make you unwell You won't take the warning, you'll wake up each morning undoubtedly feeling like hell But stick to it suckers, go swallow a pill for this is the season of peace and good will While we patiently wait for that nuclear blast Merry Christmas you suckers, it may be your last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 LOL thats great! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BQBKClJeY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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