The latest, insidious terrorist weapon: the penis pump bomb!

[dbminter]

Christ! This guy should be nominated for this year's Darwin Award! Even if he didn't die!

 

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_...nis_pump_threat

 

Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

 

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

 

 

Now... the big question is this... why did he know he'd need a sexual aid... if he was travelling with his mother?

[spinningwheel]

[Groundrush]

If you've ever been to Turkey, you'll understand why he took said aid

[dbminter]

With a name like that, I guess the women in that country are forced to impregnate themselves with... wait for it, folks... basters?