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Vote for Arnie!


dbminter

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If memory serves me correctly, Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be running for re-election as the governor of California. I would like to offer a few suggestions for slogans for him to employ in these final hours before voting day:

 

 

Vote for me if you want to live!

 

 

Terminator 4 MORE YEARS!

 

 

Are you Sarah Connor? Are you registered to vote? You're NOT?! Hasta la vista, baby!

 

 

I'll be back... but ONLY if you vote for me!

 

 

Are you a legal immigrant? The Governator could use your vote! Are you an illegal immigrant? No habla Engles? No problem-o!

 

 

I am now, like everyone else in my party is at election times, entirely, 100% for building a wall between the U.S., and remember that's the US!, and Mexico. Are you an illegal immigrant? GET OUT!

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