And now............ the news

[Shamus_McFartfinger]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?i...p;in_page_id=34

 

 

'Thief' caught with her pants down

 

 

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

 

 

A woman suspected of shoplifting who tried to evade security guards was eventually caught with her pants down.

 

The woman bizarrely dropped her trousers when staff caught up with her as she tried to scale a fence.

 

She had left the Somerfield store in Exeter with three legs of lamb.

 

She was arrested and later bailed by police.

 

[dbminter]

Wait... she was bailed BY the police? I guess if you're willing to drop your drawers to try and escape the cops, you're willing to do OTHER things...

[dontasciime]

Looks like she got a way with the kebab meat though.

[volvofl10]

3 legs of lamb hidden on her person !!!! thats what i'd call a bit slack

[dbminter]

Who stole the kishka?

 

 

Now, the way she's on that fence... come on! Like no one ELSE was thinking of it!

[polopony]

those 2 idiots ,don't they know that if they got on the other side of the fence she would be down in a second flat, never seen anyone looking so forward to the body cavity search

[lfcrule1972]

OMG ! How did I miss this ?

[Groundrush]

Now, the way she's on that fence... come on! Like no one ELSE was thinking of it!

 

Ok you got us there..... =))

[spinningwheel]

 

I saw some interesting things when on the job...but not that!!!!

[dbminter]

Now, was that typo? Did the cops bail her out... or BALL her out? Who knows? Her hubby may have even bawled her out!