Still Another Top 11 List

[Movie Junkie]

11. "...and every household in America will have easy access to cheap prostitutes! "

10. "No more mispronunciations."

9. "I will roll back the tax cuts for the wealthy, as well as the first amendment."

8. "I support the big companies you buy stuff from! A vote for me will help their bottom line."

7. "I'll find a good position for your daughter on my staff."

6. "The MPAA President will be made a cabinet level position."

5. "The cozy relationships with lobbyists and special interests will be stopped, because I will

declare myself King of the World and all will bow to me."

4. "Once I'm elected, all my financial contributors will be rounded up and shot."

3. "I promise I will single handedly take down this mighty beast called the Internet so we

may all once again rest peacefully at night."

2. "And I will give up my paycheck as president and donate all that money to Hooters."

1. "Absolutely, positively, no sex with corpses."

Edited January 24, 2006 by Movie Junkie

[lfcrule1972]

OMG !! Which president has partaken of No.1 then ???

 

Now I begin to understand the references in Grand Theft Auto : Liberty City Stories for the PSP !!