Movie Junkie Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 (edited) 11. "...and every household in America will have easy access to cheap prostitutes! " 10. "No more mispronunciations." 9. "I will roll back the tax cuts for the wealthy, as well as the first amendment." 8. "I support the big companies you buy stuff from! A vote for me will help their bottom line." 7. "I'll find a good position for your daughter on my staff." 6. "The MPAA President will be made a cabinet level position." 5. "The cozy relationships with lobbyists and special interests will be stopped, because I will declare myself King of the World and all will bow to me." 4. "Once I'm elected, all my financial contributors will be rounded up and shot." 3. "I promise I will single handedly take down this mighty beast called the Internet so we may all once again rest peacefully at night." 2. "And I will give up my paycheck as president and donate all that money to Hooters." 1. "Absolutely, positively, no sex with corpses." Edited January 24, 2006 by Movie Junkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 OMG !! Which president has partaken of No.1 then ??? Now I begin to understand the references in Grand Theft Auto : Liberty City Stories for the PSP !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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