Movie Junkie Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" Edited February 9, 2006 by Movie Junkie
dbminter Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?
Movie Junkie Posted February 10, 2006 Author Posted February 10, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go.
Movie Junkie Posted February 11, 2006 Author Posted February 11, 2006 Does that make Pinocchio a "planker" ?He does give new meaning to the term "having a woodie".
dbminter Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!
dbminter Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go. Hey, that one's pretty good, actually!
Movie Junkie Posted February 11, 2006 Author Posted February 11, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go. Hey, that one's pretty good, actually! I try.
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