Movie Junkie Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" Edited February 9, 2006 by Movie Junkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Does that make Pinocchio a "planker" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Does that make Pinocchio a "planker" ?He does give new meaning to the term "having a woodie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go. Hey, that one's pretty good, actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 So, if his girlfriend disappeared... did she varnish?He asked her to but she wooden go. Hey, that one's pretty good, actually! I try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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