Adult Fairy Tale 3

[Movie Junkie]

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

 

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

[polopony]

and Little Red Riding hood said eat eat eat dosen't anyone screw anymore

[dbminter]

"What big teeth you have!"

 

 

"All the better to eat you with, my dear!"

 

 

"What a big tongue you have!"

 

 

"All the better to eat you with, my dear!"

 

 

"What a big nose you have!"

 

 

"All the better to eat you with, my dear!"

 

 

"And, what a big... oh... sorry, spoke too soon!"