GOOD GOD! LITERALLY!

**dbminter** · February 19, 2006

There's... wow... I don't even know if I can go on with it... there's... Hell, see for yourself!

http://www.gccwired.com/defaultFlashStory.asp?storyid=434

Apparently, this church is desperate enough to get people to... come... in by telling them how to have better sex! What I want to know is... what the HELL must Communion be like! =))

IF their church is hands on... I live pretty near the place. :shifty:

This church has but one commandment: be fruitful and multiply! With a heavy dose of Onan and his spilled seed upon the ground.

You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! :wink: Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

**polopony** · February 19, 2006

can I get an AMEN ok ok an OOOOOH GOD THAT WAS GREAT will do =)) :faint:

**dbminter** · February 20, 2006

We have risen!

**polopony** · February 20, 2006

You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings :lol:

**Shamus_McFartfinger** · February 20, 2006

You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else.

crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings

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**dbminter** · February 20, 2006

What? Banging on his door? :lol:

**lfcrule1972** · February 20, 2006

Nah I suspect if Shamus is anything like me he was going to suggest that polo throws a bucket of cold water over the randy Jo-ho's banging on his door !!! :lol:

**spinningwheel** · February 22, 2006

Seriously...this is better than 'Bob' =))

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