dbminter Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 There's... wow... I don't even know if I can go on with it... there's... Hell, see for yourself! http://www.gccwired.com/defaultFlashStory.asp?storyid=434 Apparently, this church is desperate enough to get people to... come... in by telling them how to have better sex! What I want to know is... what the HELL must Communion be like! IF their church is hands on... I live pretty near the place. This church has but one commandment: be fruitful and multiply! With a heavy dose of Onan and his spilled seed upon the ground. You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polopony Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 can I get an AMEN ok ok an OOOOOH GOD THAT WAS GREAT will do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 We have risen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polopony Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else. crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamus_McFartfinger Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 You know what? This is a swiped idea! There's already a religion that draws people in with sex. They're called wicca! Apparently, this church stole the idea because it saw a good thing going in something else. crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. I won?t say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 What? Banging on his door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfcrule1972 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Nah I suspect if Shamus is anything like me he was going to suggest that polo throws a bucket of cold water over the randy Jo-ho's banging on his door !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinningwheel Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Seriously...this is better than 'Bob' message dates: The Greatest Sex You'll Ever Have 2/25/06 2/26/06 The Language of Lust 3/4/06 3/5/06 Straight Talk for Men and Women with guest Shaunti Feldhahn author of For Women Only 3/11/06 3/12/06 What Happens in Vegas WON'T Stay in Vegas 3/18/06 3/19/06 Porn: What's the Big Deal? with guest Craig Gross founder of XXXchurch.com 3/25/06 3/26/06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movie Junkie Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Instead of Communion Wafers they give Viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 And, finally, a real reason for the wine. Gives new meaning to the concept of eating of the body of your master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Straight Talk for Men and Womenwith guest Shaunti Feldhahn In my best Brooklyn accent: "Hey, why don't you Feldhanh my Shaunti, eh?! EH?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockettmann Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 crap all I get is Jehova's Wittnesses banging on my door first thing Sunday mornings Just answer the door in your shorts, scratching your nuts & holding a beer, polo. They'll quit coming around Throw in a belch, offer them a drink, you know. This has really proven to work in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutach Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 What about these quotes? "Can you handle it" - corny sure can! "and actually leave you ...wanting more" d'oh! Check out the position of the chick's feet. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbminter Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 Check out the position of the chick's feet. YES! I wondered about that, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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