Joke......sort of

[DasReich]

Got sent this by a mate today....

 

 

 

 

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that

> despite

> being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

>

> Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla

> said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.

> Lets

> go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."

>

>

>

> So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to

> bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

>

>

>

> Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for

> half

> an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold

>

> my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks

> a

> bit perplexed, but says "alright chuck".

>

>

>

> He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than

> before. Then Sean says, "Shilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me

>

> shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to..."

>

>

>

> "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem

> hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind

> blowing.

>

>

>

> Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla

> asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de

> other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"

>

>

>

> Sean replies, "No, not at all Shilla, but the lasht time I shlept with a

> scouser, the bitcsh shtole ma wallet!"

 

 

 

 

Dave.

[dirio49]

Edited February 25, 2006 by dirio49