DasReich Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Got sent this by a mate today.... Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that > despite > being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. > > Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla > said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. > Lets > go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." > > > > So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to > bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. > > > > Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for > half > an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold > > my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks > a > bit perplexed, but says "alright chuck". > > > > He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than > before. Then Sean says, "Shilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me > > shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to..." > > > > "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem > hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind > blowing. > > > > Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla > asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de > other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" > > > > Sean replies, "No, not at all Shilla, but the lasht time I shlept with a > scouser, the bitcsh shtole ma wallet!" Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirio49 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Edited February 25, 2006 by dirio49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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