DasReich Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 Got sent this by a mate today.... Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that > despite > being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. > > Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla > said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. > Lets > go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." > > > > So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to > bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. > > > > Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for > half > an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold > > my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks > a > bit perplexed, but says "alright chuck". > > > > He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than > before. Then Sean says, "Shilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me > > shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to..." > > > > "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem > hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind > blowing. > > > > Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla > asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de > other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" > > > > Sean replies, "No, not at all Shilla, but the lasht time I shlept with a > scouser, the bitcsh shtole ma wallet!" Dave.
dirio49 Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 (edited) Edited February 25, 2006 by dirio49
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