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We just had about 8 mature tree's took down around the house.

 

For those of us that have spent days on end with an axe and a can of kerosene burning out stumps then you know why I think its neat.

 

Besides, I'm totally aggravating my next door neighbor and now she has no evening shade =))

 

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your neighbour could have called the police in over here ........... special branch :whistling:

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Na, special branch would just lumber in, root around, find nothing and leave.....=))

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Na, special branch would just lumber in, root around, find nothing and leave.....=))

i don't get it....im stumped... :doh:

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your neighbour could have called the police in over here ........... special branch :whistling:

 

=))

 

She did volvo.. for all the good it did her since the cop moonlights as a security guard where my mom plays bingo :shifty:

 

Plus, he knew all the workers who were cutting down the tree's :thumbup:

 

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Well thats not neat,

I was expecting a drilled hole and a pound of explosives

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Wood you believe it ?? How can she bark and the cops come running ? Are you knot allowed to trim your bush in your own garden then kirk ?

 

It was good of the friendly officer not to chip in tho..... It's your neighbours behaviour that can really splinter a community.....

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Oak-a I will try and beech this one then ! Fir goodness sake I just didn't want to sit on my laurels !! :D

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Keep it a going guys :thumbup:

 

yu all sound like a bunch of backwoods ky rednecks :shifty:

 

and yes, the tree's made a noise when they fell :P

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Planks for the encouragement Kirk, some people would get saw at the jokes we post up here all the time !

 

Wood anyone else like to chip in ?

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oh fook, they'll be pineing for more at this rate. I saw a few chestnuts amongst the last few posts.

i did think to myself that lfc was out of his tree when he started replying to the thread.

Looks like i almost made a hash of replying , Guess yew will birch me for it ?

Wonder if its possible to get syc amore of these bad jokes ?? , wal nut if i can help it .

Lfc you should of listened to your elder s ( or should that be spelt alder s) ,when they told yew not to answer back ( now thats an old cherry if ever i heard one)

 

I cedar more of these to come yet as they are quite poplar unless your all bored as planks now

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Planks for the encouragement Kirk, some people would get saw at the jokes we post up here all the time !

 

Wood anyone else like to chip in ?

Me get saw? Not a planking chance :thumbup:

 

oh fook, they'll be pineing for more at this rate. I saw a few chestnuts amongst the last few posts.

i did think to myself that lfc was out of his tree when he started replying to the thread.

Looks like i almost made a hash of replying , Guess yew will birch me for it ?

Wonder if its possible to get syc amore of these bad jokes ?? , wal nut if i can help it .

Lfc you should of listened to your elder s ( or should that be spelt alder s) ,when they told yew not to answer back ( now thats an old cherry if ever i heard one)

 

I cedar more of these to come yet as they are quite poplar unless your all bored as planks now

 

But you guys have a hell of a lot more...oh whats the word I'm looking for....

 

imagination and creativity then I do :teehee:

 

Volvo should be writing a book

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:lol: I just knew this would be a poplar thread with you guys ! Olive it to volvo to post the longest paragraph on it tho as I really don't think I can match him in that and I will just end up like a weeping willow !

 

I usally prefir the shorter posts altho sometimes I do pine for the post of more substance. Lime willing to bet that a lot of folks are just going to think we have gone nuts ! Ashould think there are some laughs along the way too though !

 

Cedar thing about this forum is that it allows us all to express ourselves :lol: As for volvo Elm willing to take the advice offered by my Elder :shakehands:Maple later others will want to join in here too ? Pearhaps we could make this a pined topic boss ? Pecan certainly get some small enjoyment out of our tree knowledge anyway, it might even Spruce up the forum a bit. Sycamore laughs we have the better as far as I am concerned don't you fellers agree ?

 

Walnuts enough for me I think oaky back to work now !

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I got rid of a bothersome stump around here with just an axe and some gasoline. I cut out a triangular chunk from the largest root I could find. But, not a clear cut through, just a partial slice. Then, I poured gasoline into the slice I'd taken out. The root drank in the gas like water and in a few weeks, the stump just crumbled. Put on some boots and stamped the thing out flat to get rid of the rest. :D

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If I were an Arborist, all of this talk about trees could cause me to have a woody. I'd then have to find a woman in which to plant it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I know, MJ just had to keep it going, didn't he?

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Ah, the seeds of an idea. I think MJ leaves this topic open when it should be forgotten, bud I digress.

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What's sapling guys ? I thought this one was buried, makes no sense to keep rooting around. Fir what it's worth I am going to try and leaf this one alone now so as not to give the boss the needle !!

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Ah, the seeds of an idea. I think MJ leaves this topic open when it should be forgotten, bud I digress.

 

Already done, High performance drought resistantant grass seed just before the last snow :thumbup:

 

No, not planting no god dam trees =))

 

However, we are spending another 3K on a privacy fence :whistling:

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