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...happy birthday day, dear me...happy birthday to me.

 

Actually I guess I have to wish myself a belated birthday by about 15 mins.

 

I thought I might get a shout out for it.

 

Guess I overestimated my popularity.

 

Ahhh, well, as a certain band put it so well so many years ago*...

 

Fuck it all and fucking no regrets

 

 

 

(Well they got the first part right. As John Huston once said, "Anyone who says they have no regrets is a goddamned liar.")

 

 

*$10 if you can name band, album and song

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We are having a party in your honor :beer::beer::beer:

are you trying to say you just got here :beer::beer::beer:

:icecream: have some icecream

:sorcerer: put on a party hat

:pizza: grab a slice of pizza

 

:happybday:

 

:drunk: enjoy the party :drunk:

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  • 3 weeks later...

:thumbup: You have just won the lottery of the nation of Uvebinascrewdastan. In order to expedite your winnings, a small tax must be paid to the government of Uvebinascrewdastan. :thumbup:

 

Pls wire $500 to the following routing/account number: 64651547424313547.

 

As soon as we are in receipt of your tax payment, your entire bank account will be emptied, er, your prize will be forwarded.

 

God bless the Eternal Republic of Uvebinascrewdastan!!!

 

:fool:

 

 

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Place your order with the Bend-Over-And-Smile Mint at 1-800-Sucka-ass.

 

Where the money then? :unsure:

 

 

 

:tumbleweed:

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Hope I had a good time.

 

Was having a good time on my birthday.

 

Got home and put the post. Since I was about three-sheets to the wind I was afraid it wouldn't be as funny stone-cold sober as it was after 4 glasses of 12 yr old Glenfiddich and my favor exotic smoking material.

 

 

 

We are having a party in your honor :beer::beer::beer:

are you trying to say you just got here :beer::beer::beer:

:icecream: have some icecream

:sorcerer: put on a party hat

:pizza: grab a slice of pizza

 

:happybday:

 

:drunk: enjoy the party :drunk:

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Great line, ain't it?

 

Definitely in the Top Ten Song Lyrics of all time.

 

(There's another great one from that same album, I'm sure you can fill in the missing part...

 

____ your breakfast on a mirror

 

(Now if those dildos at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame would only do Rush justice...)

 

Metallica :headbanging:

 

Damage Inc

Master of Puppets

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OK. Who the HELL let my ex sister-in-law in?!? :whack:

 

I tole ya'll the short, obsese, oompla-loompla looking woman was not allowed in. Next year, guess I'll have to put up pictures on her face with a big red x thru it.

 

Now she's eaten the $500 buffet table and there are two empty beer kegs.

 

 

 

I don't mind throwing the party

but who left the ugly blonde chick

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Thanks!

 

Whatcha think of what you've heard about the Lost Star Trek "prequel.

 

(Abrams gonna park the Enterprise in fluidic space with a psychopath* and a Hobbit?!)

 

How 'bout no Shatner?

 

Guess Cap'n Kirk's ego is dented. Thought with such a huge, gas-filled structure you wouldn't think he'd even feel it.

 

Besides, he hard needs the work. (He's freakin' hilarious on Boston Legal. "Denny Crane.")

 

He and Nimoy got $6M per Old Trek movie while the rest of the "core" cast got paid only in the mid-to-high 6 figs. They actually needed the movies to live on.

 

And there's said to have been more than a LOT of bad blood about the disparity in salaries.

 

*If you're not familiar with Terry O'Quinn's career, his big break was a movie called The Stepfather and very effective terror-thriller. The sequel was pretty good too. Without spoiling too much, let's just say he's the bad stepfather.

 

Have a good one Pain Man.. :happybday:
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