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    Security Software Recommendations

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    Posted · Edited by Altercuno

    Avira AntiVir PersonalEdition Classic

     

    Sunbelt Personal Firewall

     

    Search & Destroy, AdAware, AVG Anti-Spyware & Rootkit Revealer, Spyware Blaster for malware...available from File Hippo

     

    ...on XP. As LOCO says check for compatibility with your OS

    Don't suppose he could do a worse job

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    Got caught here tho... :lol:

     

    TV star Jeremy Clarkson has become the victim of his own brash confidence after someone set up a direct debit for a charity in his name after he printed his own bank account details in a newspaper column.

     

    Last November, the nation was in uproar after the two discs containing the bank details of millions of Britons went missing in the Government benefit blunder.

     

    In his column, the Top Gear presenter argued that there was nothing to worry about as all of our details were readily available to any would-be fraudsters whenever we handed out cheques.

     

    To emphasise this point, he allowed his bank account number and sort code to be printed, in very large type, in his weekly column in the Sun.

     

    However, in the newspaper today he revealed that someone has used his details to set up a direct debit with the British Diabetic Association to take £500 from his account every month.

     

    Suitably chastened, Clarkson now concedes: "So there you are. I was wrong. I have been punished for my mistake."

    Happy Birthday Shamus

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    Another Capricorn? Brilliant! We need to form our own secret society or something...

     

    Happy Birthday Mate! :thumbup:

     

    Brian's mother: What star sign is he?

    Wise Man #2: Capricorn.

    Brian's mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

    Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.

    Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.

    Brian's mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?

    Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.

    Brian's mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.

    Happy Birthday to a dirty (54 year) old man

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    Glad your ok spinner I was getting worried with news reports of 22 dead and the storms getting worse...better get your flippers out...

     

    donta :thumbup: thanks mate much appreciated...

     

    cathater :thumbup: thanks for the happy birthday. Your 57? Blimey you always come over a lot younger in your posts. Guess we'll have to start searching for the fountain of youth like the old alchemists...

    Happy Birthday to a dirty (54 year) old man

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    Thanks blu for starting the thread :thumbup: - 'thanks for the mammories' groan...

     

    Thanks Imao2k for the happy birthday - yup bummer the day before Xmas + my mum always moaned that she had to spend Christmas in hospital cos of me...

     

    Thanks boss for pointing out I'm a 54 year old perv - its your revenge for all the pr0n I've posted that you've had to delete :D - remember the girl honking up?

     

    Anyway, best wishes and Happy Christmas to you all...

    Just thought I'd say Hi

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    Merry Christmas to you too Nano :thumbup:

     

    According to Wikipedia: The term "political correctness" is derived from Marxist-Leninist vocabulary, and was used to describe the appropriate "party line", commonly referred to as the "correct line". Those people who opposed (or were seen as opposing) the "correct line" were often punished. A similar term has been used in communist countries, such as China.

     

    Dunno if that helps... :lol:

     

    p.s. its server or waitperson, not waiter or waitress.

     

    satire: alternative shopper in exchange for robber, or "vagino-Americans" instead of "women".

    Just thought I'd say Hi

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    Dunno what gave it away, but yes you're right that's me in the avi - even though big bosoms are so last year I had the op anyway...and from now on, I want you all to call me "Loretta". And I want to have babies...

     

    Didn't we do the tranny jokes about a month back?

    Just thought I'd say Hi

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    Yeah me too. She objected to me dressing up in her clothes all the time, said it was unnatural me not being an MP or actor...

     

    Kirk :thumbup:

     

    Sorry for the grief in your life right now, especially at this time of year. I went through it with my mum last year. The diagnosing is very tricky, having to be performed, in the UK, by a psychiatrist who asks you to write a sentence that makes sense, who is the prime minister and so on.

     

    Best of luck :thumbup:

    Nintendo speak about Wii shortages

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    It sure is strange with the Wii. People say its bad them selling so many as sales will peak in 2 years and they will be overtaken by the next gen boxes.

     

    Then again, if the Wii didn't sell people would ask why it was brought out. If Nintendo build up a strong following with the Wii then bring out a next gen box with backward compatibility in a few years it would be a hard combo to beat imho.

     

    You're probably right donta - its all about marketing...

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