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http://www.tv.com/tracking/viewer.html&ref...00&ref_type=101

 

 

BBC Squashes Dalek-on-Lesbian Porn

Nov 29, 2005

 

 

A pornographic film that features the Doctor Who baddies the Daleks romping with a trio of naked, swingin' ladies has been forced off the market by the BBC.

 

The BBC, as well as the estate of the creator of the evil robots, Terry Nation, weren?t too amused to discover an X-rated Abducted by the Daleks DVD up for sale on eBay. The video features a trio of Daleks ? legless, trashcan-shaped robots whose only appendages are a suction-cup like device and a death ray ? chasing a trio of women around their spacecraft. While that?s the basic plot summary of a dozen or so Doctor Who storylines, this one?s a little different: The women were abducted from a three-way tryst in the woods by the Daleks, who ultimately join in the fun.

 

The video was removed after an uproar from BBC officials as well as longtime Doctor Who fans, many of whom just couldn?t identify with groping women.

 

Of course, the Cybermen, another longtime Who baddie, are still perfectly suited for roles gay porn.

 

 

"Dalek-on-Lesbian?" Is that anywhere near the birthplace of Shakespeare? :lol:

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The Terry Nation Estate tend not to see the funny side of things like this. A while ago, Channel 4 here showed a sketch show featuring "The Gay Daleks", where Daleks hang around public toilets talking camply.

 

Maybe another reason why the US networks didn't buy it...? ;)

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Oh, so, THAT'S the real story? :) I remember a year or so ago when it was announced the Terry Nation estate wasn't releasing the Daleks for the new series, at first. They had said that it was because the new show wanted to include gay Daleks. I knew that HAD to be wrong! Makes no sense! :lol:

 

 

Poor Daleks. First, they're turned into Pakistanis, and now this... :unknown:

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I heard about this on Monday - apparently the BBC have employed a Dr Who Dalek expert who claims he will be able to recognise what episodes and series the porn Daleks are from and help the BBC catch the culprit who released the Dalek models to the Porn film makers......

 

Watch this space.......

 

:blush: Er digi did you get your copy off e-bay before it was removed ? :lol:

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Yeah I would watch it too db - always good to see what all the fuss is about...... the pic with the Dalek - did you send me a copy of that before ? I seem to remember a scantily clad lady (well she had lost her top garments) and a dalek :lol:

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Yeah I would watch it too db - always good to see what all the fuss is about...... the pic with the Dalek - did you send me a copy of that before ? I seem to remember a scantily clad lady (well she had lost her top garments) and a dalek :lol:

 

 

Sounds about right. It was Jo Grant, 3rd Doctor Jon Pertwee's assistant (Hmmm... you do realize I could make a gag using all of those following words: doctor, jon, pert, wee, and ass? =))) with her domes pressed against the Dalek's. :lol: I don't remember if I did send them. PM me and I will, though, if you want all the bases covered. :wink:

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...as well as longtime Doctor Who fans, many of whom just couldn?t identify with groping women.

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hmmm... so it isn't... >_<

 

Good job I saved the trailer earlier then :D

 

I'll upload it to mytempdir, and post the link later (it's a 17 MB mov file so I'd better not try and attach it :P)

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It's loading now :) but thanks for the effort. :D

 

 

The Dalek props look pretty good. Not well controlled, though. :lol: Probably made by that company that sells them made to order for fans.

 

 

Actually, how COULD this thing be made "legally?" Dalek is a registered joint trademark between BBC and the Terry Nation estate.

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Oh, man... this thread just made me think of a really bad joke!

 

 

Q: Who should play Davros in "Abducted By The Daleks?"

A: Larry Flint!

 

:suicide:

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Woody Harelson. =))

 

 

Larry Flint is the publisher of Hustler magazine who was left paralyzed after a failed attempt to assassinate him by some racist nut. So, the combination of a porno publisher in a wheelchair and Dalek porn...

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OMG! The theme to the movie Electric Dreams! I own that soundtrack on LP! :D It was given to me as a birthday gift bought from the cheap off racks at the record store next to the arcade where my birthday in the 6th grade was held! I also remember that birthday was delayed because I got chicken pox just before my birthday. :&

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