Altercuno Posted March 20, 2007 Author Posted March 20, 2007 So much to choose from... A full doll costs $6,499. Thats to my custom built specification...plum red lips, extra large breasts, extra eye makeup and fully upholstered interior. Clothes are extra... You can buy just the torso on its own...or breasts on their own. Reminds me of women over 40...they don't yell, don't tell, are as grateful as hell and never say no...
lmao2k Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 I was on about a real human bride not some doll you filthy lot
Altercuno Posted March 20, 2007 Author Posted March 20, 2007 Then its back to mail order and Olga from the Volga...or Virgina from China... Personally I would go with the dolls...it would work out cheaper in the long run, no disease or pregnancy and no nagging...
blutach Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Upholstered interior - gives a new image to "leathery". Regards
lfcrule1972 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I was on about a real human bride not some doll you filthy lot Yeah course you were mate, course you were
Altercuno Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 I didn't want to set you all off with talk about soft, well lubricated, vaginal lips...excuse me, be back soon... Ah that's better... Dunno what to make of this, they are so life-like. Whats gonna happen when they are virtual and robotic? Glad I wasn't on the beach that day...
dontasciime Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Mine won't do the dishes, lazy bitch just stands there looking at the taps.
Altercuno Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 I wouldn't do the dishes either if I had you humping me all day and never took me out...at least the bloke above took his to the beach...
dontasciime Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 at least the bloke above took his to the beach... You mean Michelle
lfcrule1972 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 I wouldn't do the dishes either if I had you humping me all day and never took me out... Nah Altercuno would be really grateful if he was your RealDoll donta......
blutach Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Mine won't do the dishes, lazy bitch just stands there looking at the taps. At least she's thinking of doing them donta! Firey doesn't even go into the kitchen Regards
lfcrule1972 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Neither does Mrs Shamus - something to do with an unfortunate incident involving Shamus and some celery. Kinda put her off for life I believe....
spinningwheel Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 yea, I jetwashed the one I sent spinner And I have been ever greatful to you for it kirk... once I got past the used part it was all heaven.....
lfcrule1972 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Glad you didn't mention that it only had "little" use before you spinner - that would have been cruel
polopony Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Mine won't do the dishes, lazy bitch just stands there looking at the taps. At least she's thinking of doing them donta! Firey doesn't even go into the kitchen Regards she thinks Cooking and Cleaning are 2 cities in China
Altercuno Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 Michelle? You've given it a name??? lfc please don't give donta any ideas...all afternoon I've been getting pm's with him going on about what he would like to do to me while dressed as Spider-Man using swarfega and rubber gloves...
lfcrule1972 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 At least he is offering to wear gloves - you don't know where he has been so you should really be grateful !!
Altercuno Posted March 21, 2007 Author Posted March 21, 2007 ...well ok then, but I get to wear the spider-man suit... Check this out...booby balls for stress relief and to give to friends... ...give to friends?... Here you are mate, I've got you a present...its a pair of plastic tits...great
kirk1701™ Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 yea, I jetwashed the one I sent spinner And I have been ever greatful to you for it kirk... once I got past the used part it was all heaven..... Uhhh, about that used part spinner It was so used that I wore that part out so I replaced that part in order to sell it Glad you didn't mention that it only had "little" use before you spinner - that would have been cruel just hardly used Mine won't do the dishes, lazy bitch just stands there looking at the taps. At least she's thinking of doing them donta! Firey doesn't even go into the kitchen Regards she thinks Cooking and Cleaning are 2 cities in China Thats great, actually think I'm going to plant that idea in moms head tomorrow so she can tell the old man that
lfcrule1972 Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Booby balls would look great on my desk at work when the female HR director walked in, she would shit a brick !!
Altercuno Posted March 22, 2007 Author Posted March 22, 2007 Or stick them under your shirt and tell her following your op she's to call you Gloria. Or say that's all that's left of an ex-girlfriend following her motorbike accident.
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