LOCOENG Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 I know Shamus won't need this link, but the rest of us might if only to keep up with his bastardisms... http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm Please disregard the nekkid ladies, we are only interested in the insults please.
Shamus_McFartfinger Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. LOL!!! I love insult generators. Good find!
Altercuno Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 It called me a uberfuckwit...get on well with my ex...
Shamus_McFartfinger Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 Get her a straw broom and a black pointy hat for her birthday and have it delivered via courier. Best $60 I ever spent.
Altercuno Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) Don't think you need any insult generator Shamus...(oops LOCO beat me to it with that) Save your breath... you'll need it for blowing up your date... very good Edited June 7, 2007 by Altercuno
Shamus_McFartfinger Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 Nope. No inflatable dollies for Shamus. I had to give them up when the cost of repairing the friction burns got too expensive.
LOCOENG Posted June 7, 2007 Author Posted June 7, 2007 Your brain must be enormous to be filled with that many stupid ideas...
Shamus_McFartfinger Posted June 8, 2007 Posted June 8, 2007 *shrug* Calling my ex a witch wouldn't have achieved anything. Just another passing insult to be forgotten 5 seconds later. Sending her the broom and the hat did the trick though.
LOCOENG Posted June 10, 2007 Author Posted June 10, 2007 I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
kirk1701™ Posted June 10, 2007 Posted June 10, 2007 (edited) *shrug* Calling my ex a witch wouldn't have achieved anything. Just another passing insult to be forgotten 5 seconds later. Sending her the broom and the hat did the trick though. Hay shamus, how about a broom stick holder, I'll build it Hmmm, lets see cherry is too pretty but maple and walnut would go nicely together Edited June 10, 2007 by kirk1701
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