blutach Posted July 7, 2007 Posted July 7, 2007 Given my impending nuptuals, I thought this might be in order. Regards When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
chewy Posted July 7, 2007 Posted July 7, 2007 I thought you were supposed to get married last year? still planning a big honeymoon?
blutach Posted July 7, 2007 Author Posted July 7, 2007 LOL Chewy. Remember the song "In the year 2525"? Well, that's my motto - I'll get married then And yes, we're still planning on an RTW trip. Regards
lfcrule1972 Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 Funny blu, honestly marriage isn't that bad all the time mate Well there are some good times, I remember my divorce very fondly.... When is the date of the big day again mate ?
Altercuno Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 Get married as soon as possibles my advice. After all, why should you be walking about happy? Yeah, I'm divorced too...
Altercuno Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 (edited) Friggin double post...sorry about that. and now a short limerick: A lascivious monk from Dundee Buggered a nun in a tree While deep in her ass He chanted High Mass And even the Pope came to see Edited July 9, 2007 by Altercuno
blutach Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 I might be able to get away with a HO (Honeymoon only) marriage. We got a few things to organise (important ones like the prenup ) . Probably in Q1 2008. Regards
Altercuno Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 You might be joking mate, but a pre-nuptial agreements a good idea. The biggest transfer of wealth from men to women here in the UK is through divorce...
blutach Posted July 9, 2007 Author Posted July 9, 2007 I've already gone thru the wringer twice Altercuno. No desire for a 3rd go around Regards
lfcrule1972 Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 Q1 2008 I thought it was Q3/4 2007 ??? How good are you at dragging this out blu ?
dontasciime Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 Those quotes at top are excellent and sadly true. Fairer sex my arse. They are by far the more dominant sex apart from when you want them to be
Daniel Posted July 11, 2007 Posted July 11, 2007 When is the date of the big day again mate ?Yeah, when is the divorce mate
kevdriver Posted July 12, 2007 Posted July 12, 2007 When is the date of the big day again mate ?Yeah, when is the divorce mate Bloody Student......... Good to see you Dan.
Daniel Posted July 12, 2007 Posted July 12, 2007 When is the date of the big day again mate ?Yeah, when is the divorce mate Bloody Student......... Good to see you Dan. You too, happy bday
lfcrule1972 Posted July 13, 2007 Posted July 13, 2007 Aren't you going to use the lovely signature I made for you Daniel ?
blutach Posted July 17, 2007 Author Posted July 17, 2007 No, but it is absolutely perfect for Daniel! Regards
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